A belated introduction to myself:
Sweetbriar Cigar Goat here (so named for my willingness to smoke everything). I speak for the leaves. I try to.
- I work at Sweetbriar Smokeshop in Columbus, GA. We endeavor to be the best little smoke shop in…anywhere.
- Which employee am I? I am any of them, all of them.
- You can keep up with the shop and our latest deals, parties, ventures, and shenanigans on Facebook and Twitter: https://www.facebook.com/sweetbriarsmoke and https://twitter.com/sweetbriarsmoke
- So, what follows is an intro to this column and Sweetbriar’s mission. Stick around and I will review our cigar of the week, the ACID Kuba Kuba. Stick around for longer and I will review it in depth. Stick around EVEN LONGER and I will review a bonus stick, the ACID BLONDIE.
- Along the way we will discuss cigar facts, tips, and Broadway musicals.
Ready? Here we go!
- A belated introduction to this column:
We at Sweetbriar believe that cigars are for everyone. We believe that there is a cigar for everyone. We believe there are no true non-smokers (to those allergic, forgive the generalization and we will try to keep it out of your face).
“I don’t like cigars.” That’s kind of like saying “I don’t like scents” or “I don’t like flavors.” Cigars encompass an almost incomprehensible range of scents and flavors. And you would write them all off, sight unsmoked? It would be ignorant to dismiss pâté or caviar as gross from the outset. So it is with cigars. Do yourself a favor: end your bigotry.
To that end, every week I will spotlight a cigar from the shop, review it, and throw in cigar tips and facts for hungry minds, newb and seasoned smoker alike.
And we need more newbs. If you are interested in cigars but find it intimidating, don’t. Get in here. More people into cigars means more fun for all of us[1]. Wondrous experiences await.
And when you come in, don’t apologize for being new. Don’t apologize to anyone. There is no price of admission for becoming a cigar aficionado. If you smoke ‘em and you like ‘em, you’re one of us.
We got all the seasoned smokers a body could want. We need newbs. We want newbs.
If you hate the term newb, well, we need new smokers.
If the industry is ingrown it has nowhere to go. Get in here and help us kick down the door of the insiders only elitist club. Help wreck it. Help wipe the stupid condescending smirk off every pretentious face.
Drew Estate can help. We at Sweetbriar believe there is a cigar for everybody and Drew Estate makes a cigar for everybody. If they haven’t made yours yet, give them time. In this week and the next two, leading up to our Drew Estate holiday bash on December 12, let the two of us take you there. To cigars.
Right, right, cigar review. Focus. Without further ado:
2. Cigar of the week: ACID Kuba Kuba:
Drew Estate (along with partner in crime Joya de Nicaragua) makes a variety of sticks, but are perhaps most known for their infused cigars, which include Tabak Especial coffee infused, Isla Del Sol (also coffee infused), Ambrosia, and most famously, ACID. They make not safe or pandering crowd pleasers but peculiar cigars for peculiar people, peculiar palates, and they wait on shelves for the right people to find them.
Well, folks have sure found the Kuba Kuba. It is Sumatra wrapped*[2] (I have not yet found if it is Ecuador grown Sumatra seed or the less common Indonesian grown variety) and like all ACID cigars it is infused with botanicals or oils or botanical oils or eleven secret herbs and spices blah blah blah blah. It has a sweetened cap*[3] so it is sweet to the taste even before the light. A customer described ACIDs as tasting like potpourri smells and he isn’t wrong. After the light, the first half of the cigar packs the expected flowery notes from the botanical oils along with a rich tobacco core*[4] that leans woodsy and winey: bread like toasty notes, cinnamon-ish spice, creamy comes in later, as do herbal and tea-like notes.
It also packs flavors that are on the tip of my tongue but that I cannot quite identify or put words to. The tobacco and infused flavors blend, fade into each other, for an elegant, one of a kind balance that, sweet though it is, cannot but perplex. If you are like the Cigar Goat and have a restless, insatiable mind that insists on 100% brain to tastebuds-nose-senses-palate correspondence, and a duty to report your smokings in excruciating(ly pleasurable) detail, the Kuba Kuba will likely confound you, even as you enjoy it, just like dating amirite. But if you’re just here to party? Kuba will, Sky Corrigan, be a lady tonight[5].
Cannot make it simple, and yet at the same time it is as easy as show-up-and-smoke. I’m not surprised it found a cult. But one so large? It was, in fact, the best selling cigar of 2013.
Still with me? Want to go further?
If not: the ACID Kuba Kuba is $10.50 at Sweetbriar Smokeshop. If you want a better deal on them than that, come to our Drew Estate party, free open invitation bring friends bring strangers. Actually, come no matter what. December 12th, 2014, 2-8 PM.
Now, if you think brevity is for suckers and you geek out on TMI, below we present the unabridged version of:
A Tale of Two ACIDs
Acid the Second
Why review a second ACID? Well, the Blondie is smaller and cheaper than the Kuba Kuba, and so a better fit for those hesitant to invest time and money.
Also, Drew Estate rep. Jeff Tinnell recommends the Blondie or the Kuba Kuba as a good introduction to ACID cigars. Cigar Goat’s verdict: you need to smoke BOTH for a proper introduction to ACIDs. Don’t make up your mind before then.
The Blondie has the blue ACID label, the same color as the Kuba Kuba, and so is infused with the same blend of botanicals as the Kuba and the other ACID blue labels. As usual, the botanical blend itself is a company secret, and ACID will only tell us what tobacco each blue label stick consists of. Considering its reputation as new smoker friendly, the Blondie has a surprising amount of body*[6] and the Drew Estate website tells the truth–it is only slightly sweet. The cap sweetness does not remain for the whole stick or at least gets significantly less noticeable over the course of the smoke. The infusion does not sit on top of the flavor profile and the Connecticut shade flavor is surprisingly pronounced: woodsy, perhaps waxes or flirts with crisp but stays woodsy, with a very noticeable and pronounced rich tobacco core. The tobacco and infusion flavors blend, with the tobacco pulling pretty far ahead by the end of the stick. As with the Kuba Kuba, it is not always easy to tell where the tobacco flavor ends and the botanical begins, though the tobacco note is bigger in the Blondie. The flavor is also toasty, and the wood fades in and out of a nutty note that becomes prominent on the finish*[7]
They are $5.95 flavor bombs that because of their size eat like a meal*[8].
See you December 12th, and check our Facebook and Twitter for updates and other deals,
The Cigar Goat
[1] http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-ridiculous-things-about-calling-out-fake-fangirls/
See sentence 3 under subheading There Is No Such Thing as a “Real” Geek
[2] *Cigar speak: Sumatra wrapped means that the outermost leaf, known as the wrapper–keep in mind that cigars are traditionally nothing but tobacco leaves bunched up together and wrapped inside more tobacco leaves–
[3] *Note on cigar speak: some brands, including flavored cigars and plain cigars, sweeten the caps on certain sticks which means that the portion of the cigar above the band is glazed with an invisible natural or artificial sweetener.
[4] *Cigar speak: when I say a cigar has “rich tobacco flavor” or a rich or something tobacco core, I mean there’s a prominent or even controlling flavor that is plain and pure tasting, like a super cigarette (how my brother-in-law describes it), or rather, the platonic ideal of a cigarette, the same plain and pure flavor, sometimes close to an organic variety like some American Spirits, the handmade bar burger to a cigarette’s McDouble.
[5] In the interest of saving folks a trip to Google, in Guys and Dolls the character Sky Corrigan asks (sings) luck to be a lady as he prepares to gamble.
[6] *Cigar speak: The weight, the heaviness or potency of the flavor–most full bodied cigars are either heavy and rich, bold and spicy, or both. A lager is usually mild or medium bodied while a stout is full bodied. Or, think a mild fruit like a pear vs. a thick steak (rich full bodied) or a Thai stir fry (spicy full bodied). Body is not the same as strength, though full bodied cigars are usually the strongest and vice versa.
[7] *Cigar speak: the last note you taste as the smoke exits, or the flavor that lingers after you release the smoke, often most present if you smack after you puff
[8] *Cigar speak: Common wisdom is that in smaller cigars, you get a larger percentage of wrapper tobacco. The wrappers are usually chosen from among the most potent, flavorful leaves, and the wrapper is usually the single most flavorful leaf in a cigar. But most cigars only have one wrapper leaf. Hence, any increase in size is mostly an increase in the typically less potent, less flavorful filler leaves. A customer remembers hearing a podcast author liken paying more for bigger sticks to paying for extra Coke in a Rum & Coke. But the individual palate is king, and the best solution is to smoke all the sizes of a cigar and see which you like best .